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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:08

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

{RING} {RING}

Yes sir it is.

Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.